Time for a bit of light relief (with apologies to those in the suggested target area):

Stash or splash? Lawmakers ask NASA to find alternatives for International Space Station

What about storing it in high orbit?

.... the Comments include multiple suggestions to deliver it to Houston (hence relevance to this Thread), plus:

Based on past efforts (Skylab)

they are likely to "park it" on an unsuspecting part of Australia albeit in "kit form."

Providentially Australia is blessed with vast areas, not containing very much of anything, which could only benefit from a little redecoration with an assortment of NASA space trash.

Although could NASA afford another $400 fine for littering?

That said, it was only actually paid in 2009, and not by them.