News flash: Tantrump has just gone and bombed the Iranian presidential palace. Herself's reaction: "They [Iran] have got nothing to lose now." Netenyahoo sticks his oar in with the expected soft words. Vlad is remaining officially silent for now, but methinks there's muffled laughter emanating from his bunker. Oh, and those wishing for Tantrump's comments find he's nowhere to be found, though nobody's thought to check his usual golf courses yet .... or the White House executive bog.

And so it begins. They've just illustrated one of my longstanding observations: "The Yanks are never happier than when they're bombing the crap out of somebody from twenty thousand feet."

In a word: Bugger.