Welcome to the
"MAGA suicide prevention phone app.
'Hello?'
Please state the nature of your question
"I'M AT THE END OF MY ROPE"
Did you say you have a sore throat?
"I need help'
Did you say your business needs help?
"No"
If you support Trump stay on the line for an AI counselor.
IF you are a Democrat, stay on the line for a representative...
music plays, SUICIDE IS PAINLESS, IT COMES WITH MANY CHANGES..."