The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #127   Message #4236583
Posted By: Jack Horntip
06-Mar-26 - 12:16 PM
Thread Name: Lyr Req: National Embalming School
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: National Embalming School
National Embalming School
(to the tune of "O Tannenbaum", mostly)

We live for you, we die for you, National Embalming School.
We do our best to give you rest, National Embalming School.
And when you die, we'll dig a hole, and bury you so deep and cold.
We live for you, we die for you, National Embalming School.

Post mortem, post mortem, post mortem, autopsy we must have.
Post mortem, post mortem, post mortem, autopsy we must have.
Cut! Slash! Gash! Bleed! We must know the reason.
Glory how the body stinks! It must be out of season.

We live for you, we die for you, National Embalming School.


Minor variant retrieved from here: https://dragon.sleepdeprived.ca/songbook/songs5/S5_99.htm