A chain of off-topic comments on an ElReg article:

In other news...

According to unnamed sources, Bluetooth* will be phased out and replaced by Redtooth in the glorious USoA as requested by their Supreme Leader, to better align with the Party colors (and also the tie).

How about Redbeard (Barbarossa)?

Wasn't it OrangeFang?

* A comms standard for wireless keyboards, mice etc.