From comments on a completely unrelated article elsewhere:

> Is your dog available to lead the free world?

None of my dogs want it - apparently, that's my job.

But one of the cats is volunteering. Sadly, it's the "is this thing breakable? Let's find out!" one. Would still do a better job than the current senile, hyperactive, malignant narcissist.

Placed here to avoid heckling.