A short ,fat, gnomelike figure wearing a kilt with a fitted hip flask (with "Biohazard" labels on the outside of the flask) is seen wandering around measuring up and muttering," site for the "Sargeant Howie Memorial barbecue"and "how much Whicker will I need?" and " Is "Summer is icumen in" in the DT" " Bloody Greeks, Neo-pagans,get in everywhere, and what about the Eleusinian Mysteries, no one wants to give them ago... and this Plonk Nouveau isnt bad...can I have another amphora please..."