The biggest Mick you have ever seen sheds his breeches and does a double back flip into the tub..........

It is my understanding from THE FAIR ONE that there is grape juice to be licked here, as the Keeper of the Sacred Fertility Rites, and given where this type of activity may lead, I must insist on initiating all such activities............with the females that is..........You, the hairy one, you are outa here..........MattR, I am sorry but this could lead to the loss of virginity and we need you for finale........Right lad, FAIR ONE, could you get the lad some of that ambrosia?????.........Thanks, m'love, and I will meet you in the Oak Grove in a minute for some private instruction............