Ham Wars! How did you know?
(blush) Hardi was going to slice up the boneless smoked ham for samweeches... whaddaya think? Go with that one? Prolly cut it when Ron rolls in. Hardi has the powerknife, see. Hate to have ya driving with that delicious odor makin' ya nuts. On the OTHER hand... if yours is better TASTING.... tellya what. Hang onto the ham and let us do this one, and you pick up some NA beer if you get a chance. Laundry hell seems to go with beer.
I found the towels! Can't help ya with the damn sock though, got my own orphans there. I'll feed em to the dog.