Hey Spaw,

We don't wipe our noses on Old Glory
All our girls are virgins when they marry
We don't tell old boring hockey stories
Like those friggin' losers down in Barrie
And we're proud to be Orillians from Orillia
A place where ice gets slippery when it melts
Yes, we're proud to be Orillians from Orillia
If you were here you'd know how good it felt

- LH