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Thread #32292   Message #424633
Posted By: Justa Picker
23-Mar-01 - 07:49 PM
Thread Name: Help: AOL, email,porn
Subject: RE: Help: AOL, email,porn
(((Thread creep - but can't resist. Read Mr. Fielding's post.)))

Man goes to see a doctor. Doctor comes into examining room and says to the man "how can I help you?"

Man says "before I tell you my problem you have to promise me you won't laugh and I'm serious about this." Doctor assures him he is a highly trained, qualified professional and there is nothing the man could possibly show him that could trigger laughter.

Feeling assured, the man removes his pants and lowers his underwear. He has the smallest penis the doctor has ever seen, and try as he might, the Doctor loses it and doubles over into uncontrollable bursts of laughter.

After a few minutes the Doctor regains his composure and profusely apologizes to the man, and says "I'm really sorry. So, what seems to be the problem?"

Man says "it's swollen".