The reason I put that line in about "all our girls are virgins when they marry" was precisely because it is so utterly, outrageously UNTRUE!!! That's my sense of humour, okay?

Personally though, I like the line about the ice the best.

Take it from me, this is one hell of an exciting little town. I can hardly stay awake just thinking about it.

In fact, I got so excited once while explaining to someone how exciting Orillia is that I...ummmm...you know, I can't seem to remember just what I did? Or was it when I...? No, it wasn't that time either...ummmm

Where was I?

- LH