"Toga or not Toga
that is the question ?
wHether it is knobblier in the mire
to suffer the bolts
an brickbats of outraged deities
or take up arms
against a tub of grape juice
and by so doing
Vintage.....hic... "
and subsides into a drunken stupor at the side of the tub.
clutching an amphora, and muttering
" you are my scumble,,,my only scumble...