"Orillia Bound"

Oh the skyline of Toronto
Is as uglified as Tonto
So tomorrow night I'll be Orillia bound
Cos the drivers here are grumpy
And the roads are always bumpy
So tomorrow night I'll be Orillia bound
Cos I'm sick of great big cities
Where the attitude is shitty
So tomorrow night I'll be Orillia bound
Where my sweetie makes the potroast
And she ties me to the bedpost
And that's why I'm glad to be Orillia bound
Orillia bound
Orillia bound
It's good to be Orillia bound
Orillia bound
Orillia bound
It's good to be Orillia bound

Har! Har! :-D

...and more "Orillians from Orillia"

Oh, we don't snort dead petunias in Orillia
We don't get our kicks from NBC
We don't take our clothes off down on mainstreet
Like them crazy unwashed hippies in BC
And we're proud to be Orillians from Orillia
A place where bread still rises when it bakes
We all congregate down by the Beer Store
To be anywhere but here gives me the shakes

- LH