"How much clothing" do you have to take off?

How did you know?

Actually, it's more serious than that. To become a member of the innermost Orillia clique demands sacrifices of a truly extraordinary sort. Be prepared to surrender your wit, your intelligence, your sense of restraint, indeed the very foundations of your sanity.

Be nervous. Be very nervous.

Now, to answer your question...flattop ran for mayor in Orillia way back in the 1980's sometime, I think it was the late 80's. This is not so unusual as it sounds. It sometimes seems like half the people I know in this town have run for mayor at one time or another. And the other half have fantasized about it. God knows why. To become mayor is to set yourself up for 2 or 3 years of constant abuse and harassment by people you would normally avoid if you could. The pay is not great and the hours are long.

Of course, there is the GLORY. Hmmmm.

Yeah, well, enough said about that.

Now, where were we?

- LH