Skimpy bikinis? Bright sun? Threads? TORrington has NONE of the above just now, and the first 2 only about 2 mos of the year.......I guess I should start a couple of Come to Torrington threads, just to compete, huh?

After all, we have Historic Ft. Laramie, the Oregon Trail Ruts (with Register Cliffs), the Oldest House in Wyoming Territories, the Hell Gap Archaeology dig, the first iron bridge west of the Mississippi,but, we don't have any

CELIBATE HARMONICA PLAYERS!! Does Orillia have this attraction? What, exactly, makes a Celibate Harmonica Player more attractive than a Non-Celibate? Are the Celibates all Jesuits? or Carthusians? Perhaps Franscicans--after all, they love animals, too. Have they all read "The Accidental Pope"?

(just why would a celibate harmonica player be better for me than an experienced one? (Inquiring mind wants to know what a "harp" player can do that a bodhranist/cop can't.......maybe I'll switch.........)