You got Trail Ruts? We'll be right down! Nothing that exciting in Orillia if you don't count the Champlain Monument or the Scottish Festival.

Be careful with all those questions. That's how the urge to come to Orillia starts. Next thing you know, your at the ticket counter buying tickets to Mexico and you're overcome by the feeling that you want to sit in a McGill.

In the Orillian early to bed tradition I'm going now to try to dream about something other than mad cow sheep and mature men in rubber pants.