I have found a very satisfying alternative to the idiotic handclapping that they do to this song in many "Irish" bars...

"And it's no, nay, never...

(F*** ALL YOU GUYS!)

No nay never no more...

(F*** YOU!)

Will I play the Wild Rover...

(F***!)

Infantile? Well, yeah, but it doesn't hurt anyone - nobody hears it - and it makes me feel better.

Peter.

No, never, no more...."