I have found a very satisfying alternative to the idiotic handclapping that they do to this song in many "Irish" bars..."And it's no, nay, never...
(F*** ALL YOU GUYS!)
No nay never no more...
(F*** YOU!)
Will I play the Wild Rover...
(F***!)
Infantile? Well, yeah, but it doesn't hurt anyone - nobody hears it - and it makes me feel better.
Peter.
No, never, no more...."