Oh, Jaysus, Kathy W! You've completely destroyed my carefully conjured image of antiquated austerity! "I'm a Little Teapot" while standing on a chair? Who? Me? Don't believe a word of it, folks. You all KNOW I'd never engage in such undignified frivolity! Right?

Now, hanging teaspoons from noses... Well, maybe...

Grandpa Grumps