Ack...what about the PAMPERED CHEF???? More shite to clutter up the kitchen while you eat out at MickeyD's??

I was unfortunately dragged to one of these parties (imagine a kind of upscale tupperware soiree) where my hostess bludgeoned me about the head for not ordering a STONE pie plate.
Me: But I already have a pie plate...
Her with Stepford Wife Glaze: But this will be better...trust meeeeee
Me: thinking that no one has ever complained about my pies before, ran like hell for the door.

I do have a friend that swears by his Foreman grill though...