If you simply have to go
When other people are too slow
There is only one thing you can do.
You'lljust have to take a chance
Be brave and do it in your pants,
But I'll forgive you, darling. I love you.

then there is:

Every evening after dark
We goose the statues in the park;
If Sherman's horse can stand it, so can you.
Washington was very firm
And Lincoln didn't even squirm,
Darling, that's why I'm in love with you.

and sinking a little lower;

Mabel, Mabel, stong and able,
Get your big ass of the table.
Don't you know the quarter is for beer?
You can always earn your pay,
But make you tips another way,
And I'll forgive you, darling. I love you.

rich r