"Who's the one who did the pushin' Left a stain upon the cushion Footprints on the dashboard upside down? Was it you, you sly woodpecker Seduced my daughter, poor Rebecca? If it was, you'd better leave this town!

Yes, it was I who did the pushin' Left the stain upon the cushion Footprints on the dashboard upside down But since I did it with your daughter I've had trouble passing water So I guess we're even all around!

Thread creep, but Mark did ask!!