There was a version done in the Sixties by (I think) Sam the Sham and the Pharoahs. It may have been the flip side of "Little Red Riding Hood." All I can recall of it is the ending: "No, that's good, ' cause just when I was feeling my worst, I fell in love with a beautiful nurse. (Oh, that's good. No, that's bad) I found out she was the doctor's wife; now I'll be in a wheelchair the rest of my life, 'cause no matter how I pleaded and begged, he operated on my good leg. (Oh, that's bad. No, THAT'S AWFUL!)