I love how Brits start sentences with "Right." It's so cute.

I'm a dad, a stepdad, a husband, a tonsured Reader, a parishioner, a believer, a sinner, a jerk, a poet, a songwriter, a singer, a guitar player, a cross-stitcher, a reader of various types of books, a collector of various types of books, a computer programmer-analyst, an employee, a son, a step-brother, an uncle, a cousin, a philosopher, a college graduate, a tall, pudgy, bald guy, a listener to various kinds of music, a driver, a cow-orker, a handyman, a shopper, a "consumer" (how I hate that term!), a human organism, a depressive, an ADHDer, a patient, an ex-husband, a male, one hell of a nice guy, and if you're still reading this you're far more persistent than I am.

Alex