Art Thieme: The banana is, of course, a penis, and the bagel is a faulty cervical cap. The tunnel is of course the tunnel of love. This has to do with your fear of birth control failing.

No?

Oh well, it was fun to type.

KimC: Yeah, I do cross-stitch. I tried knitting once, and just couldn't keep the tension right. So I gave it up. And yeah, I'm a seamster or whatever the word is for a man who sews. Sewer? Whatever. I was doing that long before I took up singing, though. I was on the "sailmaking" team in my Sea Explorer Ship, which meant that at Regattas (competitions analagous to camporees in boy scouts) we competed against other teams using big ol' ugly needles, a "palm" (device for pushing needles through canvas), heavy "stuff" (thread) and canvas, making 2 kinds of stitches and a grommet. We always won. We was good.

Kendall: spontaneously.

Alex