You, of all people, missed the pun. Not Cretin (idiot) but Cretan (man from Crete). Remember? The maze? The bull? Theseus and Ariadne? All connected to Bullwinkle! Oh hell! This party sucks. The virgin's still alive and still a virgin. I've lost two togas, a polyester pants suit, and a game of Scrabble. I'm calling it a night. Goodnight all. See you next year.