I want to thank you all for your diligence and good humor in the vast search for this song! (Also found, by another source, was "There Ain't No Toilet Paper in Russia.")

I'm sure if this tune exists, one of you would have found it by now. I'm assuming it's my husband's memory that is at fault, not your capacity to locate the song, which, clearly, would be a gem, if only it existed!

Thanks! KB