LOL Amos!! That's exactly what it feels like!! I finally learned a Leadbelly blues lick to accompany my kids, but every time I tried it, it just got worse and worse. But today was the day the kids were to perform their own 12-bar blues songs, and I had to accompany- I took no prisoners, I left my performance dead and bloody on the ground. But the kids didn't seem to notice- they were too full of their cleverness ("I got the music class blues, I just don't wanna sing, I got the music class blues, I just don't wanna sing- I don't wanna dance, I don't wanna do anything!")