There are two ways of descending staircases:
- Falling down them (this is fatal 100% of the time, and is never an accident)
- Sliding down the banister (this is 100% risk-free).
And Kim, I just saw Pushing Tin, in which Angelina Jolie has a rather prominent tattoo. Although she wears black leather and her boyfriend rides a Triumph, her features are not altogether unpleasing...
Willie-O