Lanky dialect can be fun -

Eeh! Ah've bin up sin' crack o'sparrer fart - meaning 'I got up very early'...

What's a Wigan kebab? 4 Meat pies on a brush steel...

(A brush steel is local dialect for broom handle...)

Missus! Tha' dog's spoilt!

How dare you, sir!

No, it's spoilt - I ran over it wi' mi' truck...

...more where they came from!!