The chap from Darwen who had to go to London by train

Got to Preston station and the gave the girl a £50 note -her laconic response was "change at Crewe" the guy from Darwen replied he wanted his change right then.

When he got to London he was approached by a young lady who offered to sleep with him for £200 - he replied that he was not tired but could do with the money !

Keep Lancashire tidy - drop your litter in Yorkshire

To be fair there are many good things to come out of Yorkshire - most of them roads into Lancashire

- yes I kow they are like me old and corny but it is late at night

Jan