You guys talking of Spring are starting to get me down. We got more snow on Friday and not enough heat to melt it over the weekend. It is April 2 and the world looks like January! I still have not seen any ospreys and no flowers!

Sins, you have to realize, dear, that I am not turning down the hotel room for personal reasons. I am just lazy. The bed I build in the back of my station wagon consists of two foam pads, a blanket, two sleeping bags and a pillow. It's a pain in the neck to move all that around for one night's sleep.

Besides, I snore!