A teacher was working with a group of children,trying to broaden their horizons through sensory exploration. With their eyes closed,they felt objects from pumice stones to pine cones and smelled aromatic herbs and exotic fruits. Then one day, the teacher brought in a great variety of Life Savers,more flavors than you could imagine.

"Children,I'd like you to close your eyes and taste these,"announced the teacher.

Without difficulty, the children managed to identify the taste of cherries,lemons,and mint,but when the teacher had them put honey flavored Life Savers in their mouths,every one of the children was stumped.

"I'll give you a hint,"said the teacher."It's something your daddy and mommy probably call each other all the time."

Instantly,one of the children spat the candy out of his mouth and shouted,"Spit 'em out,you guys,they're assholes!"

DB.