The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #32657   Message #431470
Posted By: Bernard
02-Apr-01 - 05:02 PM
Thread Name: Lancashire Jokes
Subject: RE: Lancashire Jokes
Kid carries basket into the vet's and says "Hey Mister, me cat's sick"

Vet says "Say aaaah!"

Kid asks "Why?"

Vet says "It's dead!"