(from upstairs) - 'Mam! Maaaaa-am!'

What's up, ewr Johnny?

'Ewr Billy's tekin' all t' overcoat fer 'imsel'

(The Vicar has come to tea, Mam is embarrassed, and tries to gloss over things. She doesn't want the Vicar knowing she can't afford decent bedding...)

Silly lad! It's called an 'eiderdown', not an overcoat!

(Time passes)

(from upstairs) - 'Mam! Maaaaa-am!'

What's up now, ewr Johnny?

'Ewr Billy's pull't'sleeve off our eiderdown!'