Well, Roger, you know that taste in music, or lack thereof, has never stopped me from posting a song before...but the requestor wanted the one about Grandpa getting run over. There actually is a recording with that title - but I haven't found the lyrics yet. The quest continues.
(but the quick way to find the song on the page I linked to would have been to search the page for "Deere.")
So, we're still looking for old Gramps. If anybody finds him, please post (if it's the same as the grandma version, spare us).
-Joe Offer-