Peter, you have just demonstrated irrevocably that you live on the other side of the world.
A trip to any Walmart here after (and maybe -shudder- before) Oct. 31 will give you the opportunity to hear "Grandma got Run By a Reindeer" about once ever 40 minutes on the Muzak. (that's like tarmac). They never seem to run out of grandmothers, either. Seems like everyone has a couple extra.
Yes, Peter, it has a tune, one of those that you really have to work at to scrape off your shoe, and maybe Joe will post it. Argh.
Blessings, any way. Barbara