Well, first off, you can sing and talk about it as we did on this thread. Or you can visit Ol' Red hisself and order up some of his "Duct It Yourself" tapes and do some projects, like making a satellite dish out of an old patio umbrella, empty chip bags, and, of couse, duct tape.

Those will put you well over a hundred and if they only hit 99, wrap yourself up in it and do a half gainer into a McGill crapper.

Spaw