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Thread #32701   Message #433107
Posted By: Pseudolus
04-Apr-01 - 01:20 PM
Thread Name: new jokes
Subject: RE: new jokes
A slightly different duck joke!!

Three ducks walk into a bar and the first one orders a beer. the bartender is a little taken aback by a talking duck but decides to start up a conversation. "So, what's your name?" The first duck replies, "Huey". "Hiya Huey and how was you day? Huey says, "Marvelous! It was a marvelous day, in and out of puddles all day!!!" Bartender goes to the next duck and says, "So, what's your name?" The second duck replies, "Duey". "Hiya Duey and how was you day? Duey says, "Fantastic! It was a fantastic day, in and out of puddles all day!!!" So the bartender says to the third duck, "So I guess your name is Louie, huh?" third duck says, "No, my name is Puddles and don't even ask me about my fucking day!!"

Frank