On the Mississippi River, it got so cold so quick one day that all of the frogs sitting on all the lilly pads got taken by surprise. They jumped but too slow. They got their heads under water qnd the river froze solid. There must've been half a million frogs legs stickin' out o' the ice! We took a lawn mower---harvested 'em----sold 'em to a French restaurant. Made a ton of cash doin' that.

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