5 little pigs go into a bar. They all have a pint, after which the first goes to the tolet, and then leaves. The 4 have another round and then one excuses himself, uses the facilities and then leaves. Another round and another one uses the bathroom, and leaves. The remaining 2 have another pint, and one uses the bathroom, and leaves. The remaining pig has another beer and heads for the front door. The bartender asks "Aren't you gonna use the bathroom as well?" "No, I'm the little pig that goes wee-wee-wee all the way home."