A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "So, why the long face?"

They didn't have to be good right? :-)

Guy walks into a bar, orders a drink and starts to relax. Someone from the back of the bar yells, "15!!" and the entire bar roars with laughter. this seems a little weird but he just continues on with his beer. Soon after another voice yells, "32!!" and again the bar erupts with laughter. This continues with different numbers but the same results. Finally the guy calls the bartender over and asks what is going on. The bartender replies, "Well, ya see, we're a neighborhood bar and everybody in here has been coming here all their lives. We all know each other and each other's jokes so instead of telling them all over again, we keep 'em in a book and when someone feels like tellin a joke, they just yell out the number and we all know the joke and laugh. the guy says, "Can I try it?" The bartender hands him the book and he starts reading. He picks out one he likes and then yells, "44!!!" There's dead silence. He decides to try again and he yells, "19!!!". Nothing..... Finaly the bartender comes over and says, "Ya know, it's not so much the joke, it's how ya tell it".....

Frank