Bert said .... And, HEY, this is a game and your spouse is a 'given' choice that everyone is going to have.

Surely you meant to say, "... is going to have to have." ?

Gosh, let me see... Rodney Dangerfield, Dennis Miller, Drew Carey, and my buddy Reggie, who can make anyone laugh with just his infectious laugh alone. We'd all be wet from crying tears of laughter and ******* ourselves laughing.

As for the supermodel types, Jamie Lee Curtis, Jamie Lee Curtis, ....