Damn, I had a good answeer. First a bit of explanation, then the story. The shooting started in our war for Indeendence when a Boston Silversmith named Paul Revere rode his horse through a few Massachusetts hamlets Yelling, "To Arms, To Arms, The BRitish are coming." There's more to this story but that's enough to set the stage.
And, Here's what happened to you lot.
Two guys wearing "burnoos'" chained together and riding a camel, who had been trained to stop on Red Lighs nd go on Green, came charging down Tottenham Court Road yelling, "TO ARMS, TO ARMS, THE YIDDISH ARE COMING" They arrived at the traffic light, in front of which you were standing, when the light turned red. The dutiful camel came to a screechjing halt., You yelled out, "Look at the two Assholes on the Camel." They got down to look, you were standing in front of the camel and the light turned green

Do you also pay the air fare in addition to the beer?