To continue Greyeyes' joke

>The Dalai Lama walks into a pizza joint and says "can >you make me one with everything?" Certainly says the bod behind the counter, that'll be £2-70
The Dalai Lama hands over a £20 note which the server puts in the till, hands over the burger and starts to serve the next customer.
"Hey", say the Dalai Lama, "What about the change?"
"Ah", replies the server, "As a buddist surely you know that all change must come from within"

Nobody said they had to be funny...

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