My guitar is definitely better than the last girl I had anything to do with. It has never lied, cheated, stolen from me or destroyed anything of mine. Neither has it ever bollocked me for no reason whatsoever, taken my cat away from me or kicked me out of my own house. Neither has it used my phone to send offensive messages to old girlfriends, ostensibly from me. And it's completely in tune all the way up the neck, and the pickups are fantastic, and it is actually helping my musical career unlike insane ex-girlfriend.

In some cases, guitars really are better than girls.

Sorry. Don't know where that came from. Maybe we're taking this thread a bit too seriously?

English Jon