A valiant knight am I and Hector is my name,
Many's the pace-egg play have I massacred and always enjoyed the same.

But this week I am avowed to act without a beer,
To play my merry songs and rhymes and still be of good cheer.

So come all you jolly fellows, a performance not to be missed
But on Sunday when the week is gone I will go forth and get well... acquainted with one or two glasses of amber fluid.

Wonder what I am on about???

Swinton Area tonight (Monday)
Possibly Chorley Area tomorrow
Westhoughton area on Thursday and, of course,
LANCASTER on Good Friday.

Come and see us. Don't get too close.....

Cheers

Dave the Gnome.