Here are some things women and Guitars have in common.

1)They are both have curves in all the right places.

2) They both inevitably lead to sad songs

3) They are both likely to lead to murder ballads.

4) They both cause you to loose sleep.

5) They both always make you late.

6)They both take years to understand, longer for some.

7)They both appreciate a gentle touch.

8)They can both be excruciating when "out of tune".

9)Neither of them is terribly fond of the banjo.

10)I would never set foot in a bar if not for one, the other, or both of them.

11)I will play with them both until I am sore and have to stop.

12) When you find the right one you hold on to it until death do you part.