A guy walked into a police station in New York and told the desk sargeant he wanted to report a missing camel. The sargeant told him to go away and quit wasting his time.When the man persisted and wouldn't go away, the sargeant decided to humor him and take his report.

Sgt:OK. How tall is the camel?
Man:I don't know how tall it is,I never measured it.
Sgt;Well, how much does it weigh?
Man:Weigh? I never weighed it.
Sgt;What color eyes does it have?
Man:Color eyes? I could never get close enough. It always spit at me.
Sgt;(starting to get angry) Well color hair does it have?
Man: How should I know? Camel colored?
Sgt:(very angry) What sex is it?
Man: That I know.It's a male
Sgt:(tearing hair out) How come you don't know anything else about this camel,but you do know it's a male.
Man: That's really easy.Every time I ride it down the street, people lean out their windows and say " Hey,look at the schmuck on that camel"

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