So, a young subaltern is out on patrol with his hard-bitten legionaires.He says to his sergeant " So what do we do if we should miss the (ahem) attentions of the ladies?" Sergeant says " Thats' alright Sir, we just use the camel"

Several weeks go by and the young officer is getting somewhat ( ahem) constricted and desperate.Finally he gives in and orders his men to have the camel bathed and sent in....which they do, and he does and....well, you get the idea.

So he emerges in the morning looking a little sheepish but a lot happier and says to his sergeant " Damn good idea, keeping that camel" " Yes sir," says the sergeant with a poker face ....... " although we just ride it into town"